I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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