so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm both gender and math confused
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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