Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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