We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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