He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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