and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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