i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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