This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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