Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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