Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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