Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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