Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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