we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So many bounce houses so little time
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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