Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I currently don't understand fingers.
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