I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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