My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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