The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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