I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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