Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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