yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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