foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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