I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
