Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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