I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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