Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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