OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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