He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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