You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
