I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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