Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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