But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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