CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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