But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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