I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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