I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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