I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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