He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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