Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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