The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Four minutes until I can fart!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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