There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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