question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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