Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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