THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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