Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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