Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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