Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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