I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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