Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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