The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
