im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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