Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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