You're so nebulous sometimes
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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