Heybabeimwearingurpanties
one two three fourrrrnication!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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