What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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