party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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