I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
