The maid of honor just puked.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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