Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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